like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

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jeenafilipina:

thedavesofourlives:

the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god

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doctorangel:

chimpanzeejim:

so my parents were gone for 2 days and I switched most of our family photos with pictures of steve buscemi…

Most?

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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thordoftherings:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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solatio:

erindarko:

I have just ordered this mane hat for my cat and I have absolutely no regrets.

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